Funny story I read. For more of it..go to www.seriouslytalking.com.
Here is it....
I went to the club as usual on friday night to hangout with the guys and on this particular night,i saw toksy dre,one of the "unruly bunch" who hardly visited the club at this kind of time,tie askew,no blazer,ruffled hair ,a week of stubble on his chin and a furrowed look,this wasn't the young CEO of hexy oil that i knew,something was amiss and it was amiss seriously! after a couple of drinks(no margaritas),i decided to find out what was wrong.
Mista Mann: toks,kilon sele,how u dey!
Toks: norin mushh o!your guy just dey
Mista mann: no seriously,you look like PDP governor wey dey await result from election petition tribunal!
Toks: no be so(with a smile...)
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought, Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids, They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So ...