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On the couch…naked.

Funny story I read. For more of it..go to www.seriouslytalking.com.

Here is it….

I went to the club as usual on friday night to hangout with the guys and on this particular night,i saw toksy dre,one of the “unruly bunch” who hardly visited the club at this kind of time,tie askew,no blazer,ruffled hair ,a week of stubble on his chin and a furrowed look,this wasn’t the young CEO of hexy oil that i knew,something was amiss and it was amiss seriously! after a couple of drinks(no margaritas),i decided to find out what was wrong.

Mista Mann: toks,kilon sele,how u dey!
Toks: norin mushh o!your guy just dey
Mista mann: no seriously,you look like PDP governor wey dey await result from election petition tribunal!
Toks: no be so(with a smile…)

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ‘ Happy Birthday.’ I thought, Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids, They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat
despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, ‘Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ‘
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o’clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, ‘You know,
It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.’

I said, ‘Thanks, Jane, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go !’ We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go.

She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, ‘You know, It’s such a beautiful day, We don’t need to go straight back to the office, Do We
?’

I responded, ‘I guess not. What do you have in mind ?’

She said, ‘Let’s drop by my apartment, it’s just around the corner.’

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ‘ Boss, if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a
moment.

I’ll be right back.’ ‘Ok.’ I nervously replied.She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge
birthday cake , Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing ‘Happy Birthday’.

And I just sat there, On the couch,Naked.

Credits: www.seriouslytalking.com.

One Comment, Comment or Ping

  1. Bashir

    Its hilarious as in Hillary

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